I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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