Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
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does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
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Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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