I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
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My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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