Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
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I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
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Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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