We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
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Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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