Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
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Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
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A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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