it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
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I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
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You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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