What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
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I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
We had to coat check the pizza.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
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All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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