Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
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dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
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He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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