I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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