Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
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Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
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How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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