Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
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I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
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I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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