She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
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Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
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You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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