it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
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They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
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I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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