You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
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You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
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Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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