His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
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Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
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When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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