I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
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And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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