I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
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Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
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I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
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Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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