i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
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The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
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Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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