how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
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She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
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The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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