don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
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Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
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If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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