Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
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when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
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Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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