My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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