If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
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Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
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She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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