If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
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I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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