Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
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Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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