I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
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and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
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I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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