Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
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Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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