Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
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I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
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Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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