You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
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He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
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I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
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