And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
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I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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