Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
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Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
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GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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