I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
You can't special order awesome
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
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at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
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I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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