even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
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Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
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I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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