drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Randomize