Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
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I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
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Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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