I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
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we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
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To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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