You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize