i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
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I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
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Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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