I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
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I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
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