It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
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We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
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I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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