It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
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it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
He did a backflip because drugs
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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