we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
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She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
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Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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