I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
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There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
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who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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