just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
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i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
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You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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