I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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