Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
people are starting to question the shark bite story
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
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Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
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I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
that is very illegal...i love you.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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