What a fucking waste of an outfit
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
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I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I think a kid would responsible me up
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I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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