I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
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I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
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seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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