would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
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That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
How does one acquire holy water?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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